In case you don't know, I am going to be the person who destroys the world on December 21, 2012. If I like you, I don't kill you during the apocalype. So whether I like you or not is a matter of life or death so be nice! I will reveal my plan for destroying the world. Mwah ha ha!!!
For America, there will be a zombie outbreak so make sure you don't get bitten te he he he!
For South America, there will be an alien llama invasion so make sure to wear your tinfoil hat!
For Europe, all the birds in the world will unite and peck everybody to death! FYI-birds hate British accents.
In Africa there will be a supervolcano! It'll be like a giant version of Pompeii...
Asia is going to have a buffalo problem since giant buffalo that tower over the Empire State Building will stampede all over the continent!
For Australia, giant forks will shoot out of the ground and spear the inhabitants!
In Antartica, it will get so cold that all of hell could freeze over! Oh wait, that already happened right? Dang...
So as you can see, I have a lot of work to do. I need to engineer a zombie virus, contact those alien llamas, teach birds to hate British accents and Europe, rub those fault lines, create a growth serum for buffalo, and plant hidden fork shooters. Oh my! So much to do, so little time.
You can see why you would want to be on my good side. No one likes to be speared by forks...
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