So School Has Started...

And school is is umm...schoolish? As you can see, my vocabulary isn't at it's greatest today. Let's see...where to start?
I have four classes and two of them, I don't even know why they're classes. My schedule: Calculus, Physics, Health, and New Mexico History. Can you guess the two classes that shouldn't be classes? You probably can. Health is the first one. We sit around just talking about the five dimensions a lot.
"Why is spiritual health important?" my teacher asks. I dunno, I think. Because we get to sit around and say, ommmmmm? Of course, I have to come up with a much more intelligent answer such as:
"Because we have to have faith in ourselves and the rest of the world," I answer. For the rest of the semester, I will keep on pretending that I care. Joy.
New Mexico History doesn't make me want to kill myself, but of course, New Mexico has a HUGE ego so they force us helpless high school students to learn about the history of our great state. Still, it's a largely unnecessary class.
Today, I learned about Pancho Villa. Viva Villa! Guess what? He helped prepare the U.S. for WWI! Facinating...
What else is going on? I'm SBG President so at the last meeting, we had to pick a Homecoming Chairperson. Four people volunteered for the job: Amanda, Impala, Rosina, and Hadassah. We all had to vote on one person for the job so each candidate had to give a speech on why they should be chairperson. Impala was second and she's dumber than the african antelope she was named after.
"So Impala, what will you do as Homecoming chairperson?" I ask her.
"Well, she starts, "I'll clean the bathrooms and reserve the food." That's the end of her speech. I surpress a laugh and just say thank you before she walks away. Well, I think. Bathrooms do need cleaning. Rosina wins without a doubt and Impala gets zero votes. At least I know the other students are at least smarter than an african antelope. I'm so mean...
I don't really feel seniorish yet. The only effect the start of the year has had on me is the upcoming college application period. It's staring me down like a gun to my head...
See you next time!

Do I Like You?

In case you don't know, I am going to be the person who destroys the world on December 21, 2012. If I like you, I don't kill you during the apocalype. So whether I like you or not is a matter of life or death so be nice! I will reveal my plan for destroying the world. Mwah ha ha!!!
For America, there will be a zombie outbreak so make sure you don't get bitten te he he he!
For South America, there will be an alien llama invasion so make sure to wear your tinfoil hat!
For Europe, all the birds in the world will unite and peck everybody to death! FYI-birds hate British accents.
In Africa there will be a supervolcano! It'll be like a giant version of Pompeii...
Asia is going to have a buffalo problem since giant buffalo that tower over the Empire State Building will stampede all over the continent!
For Australia, giant forks will shoot out of the ground and spear the inhabitants!
In Antartica, it will get so cold that all of hell could freeze over! Oh wait, that already happened right? Dang...
So as you can see, I have a lot of work to do. I need to engineer a zombie virus, contact those alien llamas, teach birds to hate British accents and Europe, rub those fault lines, create a growth serum for buffalo, and plant hidden fork shooters. Oh my! So much to do, so little time.
You can see why you would want to be on my good side. No one likes to be speared by forks...

Come Along for the Ride...

Welcome to my blog! It's a magical place where I will share my experiences as a senior. After all, high school is a magical time right? Am I right? Maybe. I guess I'll just have to wait and see if it's magical, terrible, or just okay.
My prediction is that it'll be just like a bike ride. You feel the breeze in your face, look at the different sights along the way, and occasionally come across an obstacle.
So what do you think? Want to come along for the ride?